Pat at the Front Line

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ANGRY MAN Pat at the Front Line

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This barmy guy in the audience on The Frontline was very amusing. He did make a good point or two, but honestly, it’s hard to believe that he beat a million other sperm. He’s a prime candidate for natural deselection. My sources tell me he used to be a scientist, but he quit his lucrative post at Trinity College when he found out Jesus and Walter Matthau were stealing his thoughts. These days he is working on building a spaceship from Argos catalogues. He hopes to travel to  the planet Julius Persicii XI, where he will meet his real father, Count Fuckula.

I thought Pat was going to burst into tears but he handled it quite well. The crazy guy was brought out back and punished by being forced to watch a tape of Ryan Tubridy and Ronan Collins linedancing in a thong.

What a great man though. I want him to be Taoiseach. He’s definitely the person to lift us out of the recession. Perhaps make him Minister for Finance, then he could stuff some money up his bum and run up and down Kildare Street shrieking and waving a plastic chicken at people.

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11 comments so far

  1. Stephie says:

    I really liked the bit where he basically said it was ok that Hanafin was paid so much because she was “paid to be corrupt”….

    Ya don’t get headcases like that anywhere else!!

  2. He came across as a homosexual itinerant with a touch of booze in him, so he did.

    It was classic comedy how he continued to complain as he was taken away and his voice got lower and lower like he was falling down a well or something.

  3. Of course it would be expecting too much that a sobre coherent person would speak out. Oh no, it has to be this guy. His sails don’t go all the way to the top of the mast.

    That well comment is funny, at the time I thought he was being shrunk by some kind of shrinking laser.

  4. gammagoblin says:

    He made some good points? Care to mention any? It’s good that you did a wolfenstein paraody because he really did remind one of a gay [incoherent] Hitler.

  5. joe galvin says:

    ALL THE MAN SAID IS WHAT THE REST OF US ARE THINKING,I WANT TO SHAKE THAT MANS HAND,BUT OF COURSE NOW THE MEDIA WILL TELL YOU THAT THE MAN IS MAD AS A BRUSH AND SHOULD BE TAKING AWAY BY THE MEN IN WHITE COATS,FOR WHAT?,FOR TELLING THE TRUTH,ITS TIME THE REST OF THE COUNTRY WOKE UP TO THE CRAP THATS GOIN ON!

  6. I fully agree with the gist of what he was saying about PK and the other top earners in RTÉ: unaccountable, undeserving, overpaid bastards. If you subtracted the mental illness, the use of ‘pontificatin,’ the flailing arms and the shouting then I would be behind him all the way. As it is I would be behind him, but only to make sure he doesn’t eat anybody’s face off in a frenzy. The second good point he made was about the sinister conspiracy of international Jewry.

  7. gammagoblin says:

    Everyone in Ireland is overpaid :-\

  8. Some more spectacularly than others, and with less cause!

  9. gammagoblin says:

    Still don’t know why it’s Pat Kenny’s fault. If his programming make’s RTE money from advertising, I think bemoaning his salary is a mute point. If it doesn’t then those in charge of paying him so much should be fired. Either way, it’s not his problem. It’s like screaming at people in a dole queue demanding that they only accept half of their dole money because the government are paying out too much.

    Anyway I must admit, I actually agree with the flaming homosexual in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD2VpesAt2I Trade unions have fucked up the country.

    • Strike me roan, I don’t think it’s his fault really, it’s the flaming mongrels in management and the culture of excess in upper-level public service. I agree with Batman there in the sense that the top earners in RTÉ are still earning too much, and somebody should deal with it. The main reason the RTÉ salaries annoy me is that you are prosecuted for not paying your licence, even if you feel the station is not addressing your programming needs in any way. Stone the flamin’ crows. The licence fee increases were necessitated by all these huge salaries.

      That guy is a flaming Galah though. I’m surprised Pat didn’t knock his block off.

  10. gammagoblin says:

    Yes, but Lorcan’s dead, Lorcan’s dead! Fair Shitty could do with a chop too. Put it back to one day a week. Paying them fuckers to run around thinking they’re Hollywood stars like Steven Seagal and Jean Claude Van Dam. I tell you, Biddy and Miley never had any of that luxury. They were lucky if they came home not smelling of cow shit. Bring back Glenroe!

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