Some Toast for Your Toaster 5

June 12, 2009

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tip ohhai1 Some Toast for Your Toaster 5

1. The Goat is on a Pole!

Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we’ve always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.

2. NowShowing.ie – A mobile friendly cinema listings site that’s great on computers too. I love this, it’s so much less hassle.

3. Vulcan Obama

4. 45 Ridiculous Pictures of Boy Bands

5. Musty Moments

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Feist June 12, 2009 at 04:30

Seriously, thank you so much for the boyband link. I haven’t laughed that hard at a set of pictures in ages. I wonder, can they really have been paid enough to totally sacrifice their dignity?

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bigmentaldisease June 12, 2009 at 11:27

Ha thanks, some of them are really funny. My favourite is number 38, ‘Stick The Ugly One Up There.’ You would have to be making a lot to put up with having to do that kind of thing, some of them don’t end up earning much and have to go find a real job afterwards.. Poor guys!

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Static June 13, 2009 at 03:53

the Goat is on the Pole..hmm.

Istanbul was Goatonapole
Now it’s Istanbul, not Goatonapole
Been a long time gone, Goatonapole
Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night

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bigmentaldisease June 13, 2009 at 11:05

Static, I see Goat on a Pole has touched you.

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