Some Toast for Your Toaster 4

June 5, 2009

in Crumbs

duck at atm

1. What the Duck!?!?

2. Cop overdoses on weed

3. Nutjob gets tazed and escapes from cops.

I really hope this is real. That man is a true prophet. YAHWEH!!!

4. Animalia

animalia Some Toast for Your Toaster 4

5. Google Swim

google swim

6. What Socialism Looks Like

7. It’s okay for Catholic nuns to run red lights and kill people.

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Static June 7, 2009 at 01:45

I like toast!

But do you have any butter and jam?

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bigmentaldisease June 7, 2009 at 01:51

You said jam, that’s cool! I thought it was jelly over there? I don’t have any of either, I used them last night as part of my beauty treatment.

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Static June 7, 2009 at 01:59

Well, we have both across the pond here.
I prefer jam as it’s nice and thick, bits and chunks of fruit usually.

Better flavor than straight up jelly.
Unless it’s used KY, then that’s just…delightful.. for a facial.

Btw, when people in the UK say, “across the pond”, is that also a euphemism for “pond scum”?

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bigmentaldisease June 7, 2009 at 02:10

I don’t think it is, no. British people are jolly good fun, they also use KY Jelly, but not for sex! They eat it, har har har!

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Static June 7, 2009 at 15:03

Gee, that’s too bad on both counts.

We sure are an ocean-sized vat of pond scum here in the states.
An abundance of neanderthals who believe KY goes much better on muffins, and the vernacular of a cerebral poet with cognitive dysfunction, and the conversational skills of plankton trapped inside a puddle of mucus.

People in your country are so cultured..(sigh) =P

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bigmentaldisease June 7, 2009 at 18:53

I don’t see that many cultured people around here these days… I think it’s more of a global phenomenon: the internet; television and everything else. The world is getting dumber.

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