- Watching two Carry On films back to back. (Carry On Abroad and Carry On Camping.)
- Listening to a U2 song on the radio while on mushrooms and thinking it was the greatest piece of music humanity had ever created. I don’t remember what fucking song it was.
- Drinking cans of Dutch Gold at 8am to prepare for a job interview.
- Not knowing a work colleague’s name and having to call him a mixture of ‘hey and ‘you’ for a whole Summer.
- Being caught hiding in a cubicle at work years ago.
- Pretending to like Travis and Grey’s Anatomy in order to impress a member of the opposite sex.
- Coming to terms with the fact that I am indeed afraid of balloons.
I feel your pain.
I’m afraid of pineapples. I’m a grown woman afraid of a fruit. I also permanently confused my sister about cutlery via a cruel psychological trick when I was about 5. She still, to this day (aged 28) has to check herself when handing someone a knife to make sure it’s not actually a fork (and vice versa)
Worth it though. Still makes me laugh… except pineapples. Pineapples are not a laughing matter!
I hear that! I’ve no time for pineapples either, I don’t trust them. They look very intelligent, in my opinion. I never trust a fruit that’s smarter than myself. That fork/knife thing is great, it’s a devious form of psychological harm that will provide amusement for years to come, while not hurting anyone all that much. I’m terrified of moths too.
There has to be more to life than this.