RTÉ.
No longer scraping the bottom of the barrel, but instead:
- Vomiting into the barrel
- Pouring Fairy Liquid and Butterscotch on top of the vomit
- Leaving the barrel and the terrifying mixture contained within in direct sunlight for 48 hours
- Scraping magnificent curls of baked butterscotch-lavender-vomit cake from the end of the barrel with an ice cream scoop and presenting them on fine china, accompanied by a sprig of Brian Blessed’s pubic hair.
This is awesome! I hope it’s bare-knuckles! I’m very glad they got unknown people to star in this. The last thing we needed was another celebrity reality show show.
I don’t think the country is ready for a programme this groundbreaking. I’m glad that our generation finally has its moonlanding.