Troubling to see today the sheer amount of cretins gathered together in Knock, Co. Mayo, looking at the sky. Fair play to Joe Coleman though, he is doing his best to make a living in hard times. So what if he’s taking money from the mentally ill. They wouldn’t know what to do with it if they didn’t have brazen conmen like Coleman to give it to.
In other news, sex perv dentist John Tait has vowed to continue opening young women’s blouses against their will. He is claiming that the Virgin Mary appeared to him while he was having a furious wank, instructing him to go out across the land and test the strength of all the bra-straps worn by pretty twentysomethings in Ireland.
Bravo BMD – possibly your greatest ever work!
Best to let off steam on such topics before Dermot Ahern’s blasphemy bill gets passed into law, or before Mel Gibson reads your post…
Truely hope some of those eejits in Knock go temporarily blind when Joe Coleman next encourages them to look directly into the sun to behold the revelation of the blessed mother.
Mind you, that would just give him an excuse to dowse them in Optrex and claim that he can cure blindness.
You would think it would be easier if the ‘holy mother divine’ just came down to earth and did a 10 minute spot on Tubridy, rather than use a shady, retarded skanger to proselitize her views.
Either that, or she could show up on X-Factor, mentored by Louis, singing ‘Like a Virgin’, ‘KNOCK on wood’ or something similar…
Tubridy would love to interview her. She is the Virgin Mary, and he loves shy, retiring women that he feels he can control. He hates to feel challenged by a woman, as he said himself, he likes nice, non-fussy country girls. Just like Mary Christ. She never left the country, in all her years. As far as I know, she made a living from selling her body to goatherders.
I like the busty girl! Is it your sister? lol
It’s the Virgin Mary, can you not read?
I think I recognise the breasts from playboy – was she PMOY 1995?
It was none other than Jordan herself, the queen of big-titted airheads!
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…sick bastard.
Jesus was a sick bastard.