Flatheads

I read in the Guardian today about paranoid parents paying up to two thousand pounds for a helmet that claims to undo plagiocephaly or flat head syndrome in babies.

Because their skulls are soft, prolonged periods of time spent in the same position can result in them developing a flat spot on the side they prefer to lie on.

I always found that creepy about babies how their heads are all spongy with that disturbing hole in the middle. What would happen if you made a baby wear a square or triangle helmet until it was three? A square head would look very strange. A star shaped one would probably be impossible..or would it ?

I always found these skulls frightening:

conehd1 Flatheads

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Comments

  1. The Shape says:

    I think those skulls are made by using straps when they are babies…horrible practice…I will never forgive my parents for my penis shaped skull.

  2. im a sexy russian girl says:

    Great comment dickhead.
    You know the way modern medicine is all knowing and doctors are big cockheads well anyway in the 80′s they would say always have the baby on it stomach or side and now adays always have the baby on it back so it can have a nice flat head. Fucking doctors, most of it is bullshit controlled by the pharma companies at this stage unless you broke a finger or a leg and they can’t find an excuse for ya to go on some pill for the rest of your life instead f telling you to change your lifestyle or diet. Gone abit off topic there but anyway.

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