I love chocolate. And biscuits. There are certain sweet treats that I can not resist buying and then stuffing my face with. So when I came across this site I was overwhelmed with joy that I could finally have my fantasy of eating a giant sized Tunnock’s teacake. If I was willing to go to the trouble of buying all the ingredients and making it – which I’m not. But it is nice to look and imagine how sick and happy I would feel after eating them.
Some of my favourite:
Tunnock’s Teacake. Yum.
Custard Cream.
Jelly Fried Egg.
Looks frankly disgusting. Some things are just better bite sized.
Rowntree’s Fruit Pastille Lolly.
Would go down well at a swingers party I bet.
French Fancies.
Seems someone fancied this a bit too much and jizzed all over it.
Pot Noodle.
I have never had a Pot Noodle that I liked. This looks vile. Reminds me of a Top Tip in Viz years back. To make your own Pot Noodle, simply fill a plant pot with diarrhoea, elastic bands and little pieces of string.
I’m still laughing at that French Fancy comment! It just looks so… venereal.
And they were doing so well, they could have at least waited for the icing to dry.