I keep reading that the Israeli secret agents, i.e. terrorists, who murdered some senior Hamas figure, i.e. terrorist, in Dubai recently, used Irish and British passports. Now, maybe I’m just being dumb, but how is that even possible? Did they make the guy choke on the laminated pages or something, because I don’t see how you would slit a throat with a passport? They aren’t even that pointy. Oh Christ, I’m having a stroke, help me.
Oh lolz did you hear about the poor lady wot was killed by this evil Orca, right? Apparently this fucker animal didn’t like being kept in a shitty tank to do tricks for sunburned mouthbreathers. Lolz rest in peace lady. They should kill this fucking sonofabitch dolphin thing immediately as he is a serial killer and we don’t need sickos like him in the world, be they human or otherwise. Explode the bastard to kingdom come, that’ll learn him. On second thought, they should just lock him up in a place he hates for the rest of his life and make him do tricks for a load of vulgar people with mullets and baseball caps. He would suffer more this way and we would gain proper justice – oh, wait.
I would bet my house that he’ll just get a slap on the wrist or fin or whatever, and will be back on the streets again before the month is out. Sometimes I wish you could take the law into your own hands, but no, then YOU would be the one locked up.
I tell you it’s political correctness gone mad.
Sharon ni Bheoláin. A dreadful newsreader. I for one don’t think Sharon should replace Anne Doyle. Judging on competence alone, Sharon should be relegated to the radio. Judging on looks, as most people seem to do when it comes to female presenters, Sharon is nothing special. Is Brian Dobson going to be forced out by some young tanned Latino stud in briefs? Not likely.
Katie Holly, some dimwit with a bit too much time on her hands, has ‘immortalised’ Sharon in song. According to the Evening Herald, Katie’s bullshit song is a youtube hit. 2,339 views in little under two weeks. Two thousand. As much of a hit as buttered arse, it seems.
She’s the undisputed queen of the RTE newsroom — and now she’s been immortalised in song.
A ballad praising Six One newsreader Sharon Ni Bheolain has become a YouTube hit, but its lyrics are sure to raise eyebrows in the Montrose newsroom.
The Ballad of Sharon Ni Bheolain pays tribute to the blonde gaelgeoir, but also suggests that it is time she took the 9 o’clock anchorwoman crown from veteran Anne Doyle.
Songwriter Katie Holly certainly seems to think so. While describing Anne Doyle as “a fine woman for her age”, the song urges the Wexford native to “vacate her throne” in favour of her younger colleague.
The Herald can reveal the Cork singer-songwriter’s catchy song has attracted 2,339 views since it was uploaded on the video website on January 17.
Turns out the FBI just used a photograph of a Spanish politician for their Bin Laden photo-fit.
The US state department was forced to withdraw the mocked up photo-image, circulated around the world last week, after the discovery that it was not quite as technically sophisticated as the FBI had originally claimed.
The digitally altered image of an older and greying Bin Laden was meant to show how the world’s most wanted terrorist might now look without his trademark turban and long beard. It was released in a renewed effort to locate him, more than eight years after the September 11 attack which he ordered and directed.
But it created an unexpected stir in Madrid when a Spanish MP recognised strong elements of himself in the image and complained to the US.
Gaspar Llamazares, 52, a member of Spain’s communist party and the former leader of the United Left coalition in parliament, said his forehead, hair and jaw-line had been “cut and pasted” from an old campaign photograph.
It’s good to know that the FBI likes MS Paint. Or perhaps Kid Pix Studio.
A lot of Americans are angry about the Amanda Knox murder verdict, believing it to be a grave miscarriage of justice. They cite a lack of evidence, biased media reports and general anti-Americanism as reasons for ‘Foxy Knoxy’ being shoved down the laundry chute of life for the next 26 years. Foaming-at-the-mouth Americans are flooding message boards around the world, urging their fellow countrymen to boycott Italy as retribution. The same berks that claim the Italian media are guilty of hyperbole and baseless, crass assumptions without knowledge of what really happened are making, er, baseless, crass assumptions without any knowledge of what really happened. Most of these mouthbreathers know shit-all about the law in their own country, not to mind the Italian legal system. Whatever about the trial, you sure can’t beat the Americans for hypocrisy on a grand scale.
By this, I mean that certain Americans don’t seem to mind grave miscarriages of justice when the accused is not American. You could even say that the Americans have a very arbitrary definition of justice. Think back to the shambolic Lockerbie bombing trial which is chock full of US government double dealing and political intrigue. It was one of the biggest stitch-ups in recent times. This is not some Jim Corr style conspiracy theory, the fact that the trial was a travesty is widely accepted. On top of this, the families of Pan AM 103 victims are denied by governments to this day the truth about what really happened and who was truly responsible. When Ali Mohmed al Megrahi was released in August hysterical Americans urged their fellow countrymen to boycott everything Scottish. Those morons didn’t care one bit that the trial was a sham. There were American victims and this for them is reason enough to blind themselves to the fact that the guy convicted didn’t actually do it. They also whinge that his release was a shady deal, with oil and money at the heart of it. Are you serious America, do governments actually lie in order to get oil?
It looks like Americans will refuse to go on holidays in Italy, such is their anger. Expect holidays in Italy to become a more pleasurable experience for other nationalities over the next few years.
I’m no racist, says man who berated Kenny on live TVRant: Heckler shouted racial abuse on street
By Michael Lavery
Wednesday November 11 2009A MAN who launched a verbal attack on Pat Kenny on live television has defended his outburst and denied he is a racist.
Alan O’Brien, from Bluebell in Dublin, who has a previous conviction for racially abusing people on Grafton Street, launched a three-minute attack on Mr Kenny on Monday night’s Frontline programme, describing him as a “hypocrite” who goes around “moralising and pontificating.”
Mr Kenny was visibly surprised as Mr O’Brien shouted: “You don’t have the moral right to stand for the people.
“It’s you Pat Kenny who gets €600,000 a year for doing 11 hours a week and you have the indignity to speak about people on the social welfare.”
Mr O’Brien has a conviction for incitement to hatred, relating to an incident on Grafton Street, Dublin, in December, 2006, when he shouted racist abuse on passers by.
The charge sheet in that case shows he shouted: “Black Bastards…Muslim…Islamic scum” at people on the street.
He was later convicted under incitement to hatred laws and given a three-month suspended jail term. He was also bound over to keep the peace for 12 months.
However, Mr O’Brien insisted yesterday: “I do not have a racist bone in my body.
“I have Islamic friends, I am not racist.”
He said: “I was using very obvious insensitive things to see their reaction. And the reactions from some people were over the top. I was trying to get a reaction.
“Black bastards, Jews, Muslims, Greeks, it’s all just words… and I am a white bastard.”
Mr O’Brien, of Bernard Curtis House in Bluebell also has two other criminal convictions.
He was convicted of assault on a man in St James Hospital in Dublin in September, 2006. He was also convicted of criminal damage in relation to the same incident in the Jonathan Swift Clinic of the hospital, a mental health day unit.
He was given a three-month jail term, again suspended.
The former psychiatric patient, who said yesterday he is three-and-a-half years off medication and has been discharged from psychiatric care, insisted he has no regrets about ambushing Mr Kenny over his salary.
Mr Kenny is RTE’s best paid presenter. He earned €950,976 last year. He has since taken a 25pc pay cut and volunteered a further 10pc which lowered his salary to €630,000.
Mr O’Brien denied his comments were a stunt and and said he used Mr Kenny’s earnings “as a symbol of the excesses paid in RTE.” He said he had only said “what everybody should have been screaming.”
Mr O’Brien was also seen at protests last Friday, criticising union leader David Beggs and speaking out against wage levels paid to union officials.
This is hilarious. The Daily Mail are doing their usual trick of trying to whip up anger about some comedian they find offensive. They tried it a few weeks ago with Stewart Lee but it didn’t go anywhere. I bet they’re trying to reclaim those dizzy heights they scaled during the Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross episode.
Families’ anger at Jimmy Carr’s ‘disgraceful’ joke about war hero amputees making ‘good paralympic team in 2012′
Comedian Jimmy Carr was criticised last night after insulting hero soldiers who have lost limbs in battle.
The 37-year-old comic stunned a 2,500-strong audience at a show by joking about troops who have been blown up on the front line.
Five minutes from the end of his show at the Manchester Apollo on Friday, he said: ‘Say what you like about these servicemen amputees from Iraq and Afghanistan, but we’re going to have a ******* good paralympic team in 2012.’
The joke was even more surprising given that Carr has visited seriously injured troops at Selly Oak military hospital in Birmingham and the Headley Court rehabilitation centre near Epsom, Surrey.
One man who saw the show said: ‘There was some laughter but most of the audience agreed there was no funny side. It happened with just five minutes to go, clearly deliberately. I just thought, “That’s sick.”
‘These guys are getting blown apart fighting for their country and he makes jokes about them. It’s in the middle of the Poppy Appeal, too. It was just too much.’
What absolute rubbish. I bet most people laughed at that joke. After all, they’re paying to see Jimmy Carr, so they more than likely enjoy his so-called ‘risky humour’. The papers always manage to find one moron whose job it is to sit there, listening intently for an edgy joke, then immediately shit his/her pants and burst into tears when he/she hears it. Read the rest of this entry »
Muslim…blah blah blah…honour….blah blah blah…respect…etc.
More of the usual rubbish from extremists. What strikes me is that all of these brainwashed idiots mention respect in their videos. Respect for Islam, respect for Allah, respect for the Qur’an. What they never seem to realise is that even if they blow up ten million people, a lot of people like myself, who don’t respect the Qur’an, or the Islamic religion, or other religions, are not going to change. Don’t expect everyone to respect your hallowed work of fiction. Be content with practicing your religion, as long as it doesn’t harm anyone else. If you’re going to blow people up, go ahead. Just spare everyone the usual tedious horseshit about your sky-fairy.
I don’t know which is more pathetic, the story itself, or the fact that news organisations now have Twitter correspondents. It is Sky News though.
Bid To Give Jackson The Nobel Peace Prize
Ruth Barnett, Twitter correspondent
Michael Jackson fans have launched a campaign calling for the superstar to be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The late star’s fans have flocked to sign online petitions supporting the move.
They say he should be honoured for his charity work and “lifelong dedication to the well being of humanity”.
The big group of stupid sheep flocked to sign online petitions, in between drinking their own tears and talking to Jesus.
However, nominations for the peace prize are not made according to public demand.
Former winners of the prize include Nelson Mandela, Al Gore and Josef Fritzl.
If Al Gore can get it, then why not Michael? He touched a lot of kids all over the world. He reached out his hand and touched them and made them come together, etc., etc.
