Big Mental Disease

I watched this on DVD a few years ago, it really was an amusing piece of shit. I found the DVD in some secondhand bookstore in Limerick. It was €2 well spent, I can tell you.

While we’re on the subject of movie endings, have a butchers at this.

Trust a Steven Seagal movie to provide the most ridiculous movie ending of all time.

“He spends most of his time by himself, wandering the forest looking for injured animals. He seems to like it that way.”

I can only guess what he does to those animals when he finds them.

How fucking hilarious.

The man walking through the forest is clearly not Steven Seagal.

Steven Seagal would suck his own cock if he could reach it (maybe he can).

He always is the bad guy, who gets it in the end
He’s out there stuck in horses
Or falling off a train
He never won a gunfight, squabble or a brawl
For being such a loser Hooper’s really got it all

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The newest film by award-winning animator, Nick Cross. ‘Yellow Cake’ is a lamentable tragedy mixed full of pleasant mirth.

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Mohammad yesterday

News about a new film:

Life of Muhammad to be filmed, but don’t expect to see him on screen

In Hollywood terms, it was the greatest story almost never told – until now.

With Middle Eastern money becoming an increasingly powerful cog in the global entertainment industry, it was perhaps inevitable that, sooner or later, someone would embark on a mega-budget epic about the life of the Prophet Mohammed.

That moment has arrived thanks to a wealthy Qatari media company which has put together a team featuring a crack Hollywood producer and a Muslim cleric who is banned from visiting Britain to bring the project to life.

Plans for the $150million English-language biopic were announced at the close of the Doha Tribeca Film Festival in Qatar on Sunday. The narrative will run from the years before the Prophet’s birth through to his death but there will be one conspicuous break from conventional biopic methods: in accordance with Islamic tradition the film will not represent the Prophet himself or direct members of his family.
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A source close to the project said that Mel Gibson’s hugely successful (and gruesome) crucifiction film The Passion of the Christ had proved that there was a demand for religious-themed entertainment.

Barrie Osborne, a producer on the Lord of the Rings films and The Matrix optimistically envisages the film as a device that can help “bridging cultures”.

However, the press conference held to unveil the project demonstrated the risks inherent in any attempt to package the “true story” of the Prophet’s life for a global audience today.

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That sounds like a great idea. The story of an ancient warrior, who had romantic entanglements with young, old, and very young. A story so epic that it cannot be told, marketed or discussed.

Soylent Green is something that has been going around in my head for a long time, I didn’t know what it was or why I kept saying it. Sounded like a vegetable or biological waste. Turns out it is a film. What I want to know is how it got in to my head in the first place.