They’re absolutely right. Don’t be driving while on drugs. Go for a nice drive, then pull over and do your drugs at the side of the road, you’ll enjoy them a lot more when you can relax and take your mind off the driving. Then walk home. Or just do the drugs in your house. Keep off the shitty roads. They’re lethal nowadays, what with all the teenage boys zooming about without a care for their own or anyone else’s safety.
The controversial new fence in Croke Park was near completion yesterday, ahead of Sunday’s All-Ireland football semi final.
The nine-foot-high (2.8m) barricade will be in place at the Hill 16 end for the weekend’s eagerly awaited crunch game between Down and Kildare.
The barriers have brought criticism from fans who claim it will hinder the view from ‘the Hill’.
But the fence is being criticised as a step backwards by some fans of the sport. Joe Nugent, the secretary of the Dublin Supporters Club, said they are absolutely opposed to the new system. “We think it is retrograde step in stadium safety,” he said.
Well, what can you do when you’re dealing with 80,000 chimps who refuse to follow orders that are put in place for their own safety? You might actually need an electric fence to keep some of those gormless people from trying to get on the pitch.
Speaking of dublinbikes, I find it disgraceful that they discriminate on the basis of age. They don’t want the fuddy-duddies using their precious bikes. No, if you happen to have been born before 1911 then I’m afraid it’s a very aggressive fuck you from the powers that be.
The Dublin Bike Scheme is being lauded as a ‘huge success’ just 11 months after it began and as the one millionth trip is about to be taken.
Labour Councillor Andrew Montague, who first proposed the scheme, said: ‘Our target was to sign up 2,000 members in the first year but in less than a year we’ve signed up 37,000 members’.
The Dublin City Council member said the scheme will get even better with the introduction of more bikes and more stations.
Mr Montague said there are hopes to extend the scheme across the capital and even into the suburbs.
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I saw a happy, energetic family the other day, taking bikes from the station beside the Central Bank. Around twenty metres away from them was a filthy square-headed junkie in a blue raincoat straining to force out erratic bursts of piss streams against the wall of the bank. Spanish students were trying to eat sandwiches downstream of him. His manky piss dribbles were approaching their backpacks and they had to quickly lift them off the ground.
The release by Wikileaks of the Afghanistan war logs was a victory for investigative journalism and a powerful message to the beastly capitalist lizard-warlords. But the damage that these leaks have done to the military operation in Afghanistan pales into pathetic insignificance in comparison to the devastation that has been wreaked on Ireland’s queen of hearts, Aisling O’Loughlin. The Get rid of aisling o loughlin from Expose!!!! Facebook group has hit the papers, due to the hateful, vicious and frightening abuse that has been inflicted on Aisling’s good name.
The description of this Facebook group contains the most vile combination of words ever committed to print. In fact, the feelings of terror and disgust these words arouse are as powerful as those evoked by an image of eighteen babies being violated and drop-kicked into a flaming skip by Larry Murphy. These words should not be reproduced, but nevertheless, I will do just that:
The most annoying woman on tv… she invades our living rooms each evening at dinner-time, with her pixie hair and manky outfits…end the scourge and get rid of aisling 2day!!!!!!
Aisling has bravely decided to take on those bullying bastards:
Aisling presents Xposé, which exists only to judge appearances and provide endless bitchy gossip on the details of the private lives of celebs. Very funny indeed.
The crazy Xposé presenter bullying scandal has even made it onto Fair City. Apparently, this week on the show Zumo kicks Bob’s head in for making fun of Aislin O’Loughlin’s blouse.
Final word goes to Aisling, supremely qualified on the law of defamation and the Cyberpolice Act 2010:
Loserdom is a D.I.Y. zine from Dublin, Ireland. Covering such topics as punk rock, D.I.Y., independent music, cycling, bikes, political, anti-war, among other things. It is put together by Anto and Eugene (the Loser brothers). The first issue was in June 1996 as a free-sheet, since then the brothers have released another eighteen issues.
The website also has a nice archive of comix.
I especially like this one about cycling.
Bogus clothing collection leaflets through one’s door? That’s a given nowadays. But surely the fuckers can avoid using such grotesque, nightmarish imagery. Who the fuck designed that, John Wayne Gacy?
