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Box of shocks: generated shocks more impressive if target of prank is educationally subnormal

BMD — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 14:10:01 +0000

He’s at the awkward age when he hasn’t quite figured out that he wants to have sex with girls, so he just terrorises them with toys made by suicidal Chinese men.

You dirty little shit

BMD — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 13:02:07 +0000

RTÉ Guide Ad

BMD — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 17:05:24 +0000

RTÉ, Plumbing new depths.

Once again.

Aldi’s Get Off My Garden

BMD — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 17:31:56 +0000

Why oh why didn’t they call it Get Off My Lawn? They could have put Clint Eastwood on the bottle.

Gary Lineker

BMD — Tue, 31 May 2011 19:35:37 +0000

Ryan Giggs the Charmer

BMD — Mon, 09 May 2011 20:00:22 +0000

That air hostess is wasting her time fluttering her eyelashes at Ryan Giggs: he’s a married man. Perhaps he’ll have a quick glance at her buns.

Pick ‘n’ Mix Losers at Trabolgan

BMD — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 19:38:53 +0000

Featuring Julio, Twattio, Paedophilio, Binmanio, Squareheadio and Fatteo. For 783 nights only. Tickets €75.

X Factor Summer

The Awful Jacobs Ad

BMD — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 19:46:29 +0000

Hello boys. I see you looking at me. Pretty in pink and oh so sweet.

The boys are looking at her alright. They’re looking at her in fear, because she thinks she’s a fucking biscuit, and talks like a five year old girl.

1890 Sh Sh Sh Sh Sh Shit

BMD — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 19:02:55 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFzwUGJ-kRo

Lotto Rubbish

BMD — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 23:39:51 +0000

What would you do for a few million euro? What terrifying ordeal would you endure?

Well if you’re a woman, just do something around one of your greatest fears, e.g. risk losing your boyfriend to a more attractive woman, or perhaps risk having the day you’ve dreamed about all your life ruined because you don’t look good.

So, here are two horrible things that a woman could do to really earn those millions:

1. Introduce your fiancé to a model. You shouldn’t introduce your male partner to other women because men are stupid, and are prone to throwing away solid relationships at the slightest hint of interest from another woman, especially if she’s wearing a bikini. It doesn’t even matter if you’re there watching: he’s going to stray if you let another attractive woman near him. That’s why women are your biggest enemies. Keep them away from your boo at all costs. Buy some sexy lingerie to spice things up in the bedroom, or he might go elsewhere!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-48FuwGjgtM

2. Let someone mess up your lippy on the biggest day of your life, the day you should be feeling like a princess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR_RXCTEDXU

If you’re male on the other hand, I’m afraid you’ll have to do more challenging, life-threatening tasks to earn all that loot:

1. Complete a punishing backwards walk with an adult on your back, dressed in female clothing (so as you won’t look so manly), and you’ll be very embarrassed if any of the lads see you in the days and weeks you are going through with it. You might just drop dead of a heart attack after one day, however.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EYAHbglvdc

2. Put yourself in a position where you are almost certain to suffer brain damage or even death by taking a golf club to the skull. If you do come out of this with severe brain damage, at least you might get a job presenting Four Live alongside Maura Derrane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL2jyZUqyIc

3. Risk being torn to pieces by sharks. If you survive, you can make extra money by selling your story to Loaded. Or you could write a thrilling book about your underwater shaving experience. Publicise the book by hiring Georgia Salpa to pose with you on Grafton Street, holding a huge inflatable shark. Georgia will pose for anything in a bikini, if the money’s right of course.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYOKzAp15-k