You wouldn’t see Duncan Bannatyne doing that. Or Theo Pa-penis.
Is there anything this cunt won’t lend his face to for cash money? It’s getting a bit silly now.

Mélissa Theuriau is a French news anchor. I’m guessing she doesn’t know that her face is being used on the internet to advertise every scammy gambling site and piece-of-shit medical quackery under the sun.



Goodfella’s, the only pizza recommended by the pizza fairy.

I think all that fairy dust has gone to his head, because Goodfella’s pizzas are awful. Like anyone would ask for a Goodfella’s pizza if a magical pizza fairy appeared. Cardboardy, tasteless, measly toppings. Fuck you Pizza Fairy, you don’t know shit.
-How about a Goodfella’s takeaway-style fajita chicken pizza, ha?
-No thanks pizza fairy, get me a Chicago Town or a pizza from Dr. Oetker, both of which would be superior in every way. Then shag off, you big stereotype.