You wouldn’t see Duncan Bannatyne doing that. Or Theo Pa-penis.
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Is there anything this cunt won’t lend his face to for cash money? It’s getting a bit silly now.
Mélissa Theuriau is a French news anchor. I’m guessing she doesn’t know that her face is being used on the internet to advertise every scammy gambling site and piece-of-shit medical quackery under the sun.
The ads for MenuPages’ million euro voucher giveaway are annoying. Ah yes, MenuPages, the website that has been known to remove negative reviews of restaurants. The website that didn’t allow my negative (but in no way abusive or defamatory) review of a restaurant the one time I used the site. Pretty redundant website, in my opinion. Unless for some reason you want to only read glowing reviews.
And don’t get me started on those VHI Healthcare ads. “I’m glad I’m a VHI Healthcare member.” Of course you are, you can fucking afford it.
Goodfella’s, the only pizza recommended by the pizza fairy.
I think all that fairy dust has gone to his head, because Goodfella’s pizzas are awful. Like anyone would ask for a Goodfella’s pizza if a magical pizza fairy appeared. Cardboardy, tasteless, measly toppings. Fuck you Pizza Fairy, you don’t know shit.
-How about a Goodfella’s takeaway-style fajita chicken pizza, ha?
-No thanks pizza fairy, get me a Chicago Town or a pizza from Dr. Oetker, both of which would be superior in every way. Then shag off, you big stereotype.