Goodfella’s, the only pizza recommended by the pizza fairy.
I think all that fairy dust has gone to his head, because Goodfella’s pizzas are awful. Like anyone would ask for a Goodfella’s pizza if a magical pizza fairy appeared. Cardboardy, tasteless, measly toppings. Fuck you Pizza Fairy, you don’t know shit.
-How about a Goodfella’s takeaway-style fajita chicken pizza, ha?
-No thanks pizza fairy, get me a Chicago Town or a pizza from Dr. Oetker, both of which would be superior in every way. Then shag off, you big stereotype.
Poof!
Yeah, he’s not a particularly nice fairy, the way he showers everyone with homophobic abuse.
That’s a typical “goodfella” for ya.