What a bloke.

nimrod severn What a bloke.

First they came for the communists,
and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a communist.

Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a Jew.

Then they came for the Catholics,
and I didn’t speak out because I was Protestant.

Then they came for the trolls,
and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a troll.

Then the trolls came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me as they called me a faggot and taunted me by claiming that they had had unprotected sexual intercourse with my mother and that she had contracted HIV as a result.

BBC Panorama – Hunting the Internet Bullies

This made more sense at 4am

Well, no. It didn’t really.

DOD

The bit with his legs going really fast gets me every time.

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Battle of the Bowsies

george hook eamon dunphy Battle of the Bowsies

I can’t figure out who is better, George Hook or Eamon Dunphy. The two titans of Irish broadcasting are currently at each other’s throats and it looks like escalating into a fistfight over the coming weeks.

It’s fair to say that Hook takes no prisoners and is fond of shooting from the hip.

But let’s not forget, Dunphy tends to tell it like it is and more often than not will call a spade a spade. Then again, Hook calls things as he sees them, and is not afraid to give it to us straight, like a pear cider made from 100 per cent pears.

But there’s no getting away from the fact that Dunphy rarely minces his words. He’s a straight talker. But you’d be wrong if you thought that Hook would ever shy away from ruffling a few feathers with his opinions. And I can only assume Dunphy has made a few enemies over the years with that mouth of his.

It’s too close to call.

Close the fucking libraries down, I say.

UK’s Most Borrowed Titles 2010/11

1. The Lost Symbol Dan Brown
2. 61 Hours Lee Child
3. Private James Patterson
4. 9th Judgement James Patterson
5. Worst Case James Patterson
6. Caught Harlan Coben
7. Don’t Blink James Patterson & Howard Roughan
8. The Postcard Killers James Patterson & Lisa Marklund
9. The Complaints Ian Rankin
10. Worth Dying For Lee Child

James Patterson dominates library lending – Guardian

VINB Facepalm Close the fucking libraries down, I say.

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I’m reminded of a remarkable pearl of wisdom imparted to me once: ‘‘Tis aysy to write a book these days. You just throw in sex and violence.‘ The person who spoke these wise words? A truck driver. He also said ‘‘Tis aysy to make a song these days. You just sing the same thing over and over again.