12:30: The odd eyebrow pun is trickling in, moderators decide it’s best to delete these to ensure serious debate is had by all
13:35: They may have misjudged the situation, people now complaining that their eyebrow comments are being deleted
14:00: Commenters repeating ‘eyebrows’ as much as possible in acts of defiance
15:15: Eyebrow jokes in article comments reaching critical levels
16:20: Guardian website down, possibly hacked by that guy’s eyebrows, still not clear
16:42: David Cameron calls emergency meeting with Guardian Media Group board of directors
17:22: Iran launches nuclear attack on The Netherlands, claiming eyebrows are against God
Oh pluck off.