How to Suck at Facebook
These are brilliant. More at The Oatmeal.
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I keep reading that the Israeli secret agents, i.e. terrorists, who murdered some senior Hamas figure, i.e. terrorist, in Dubai recently, used Irish and British passports. Now, maybe I’m just being dumb, but how is that even possible? Did they make the guy choke on the laminated pages or something, because I don’t see how you would slit a throat with a passport? They aren’t even that pointy. Oh Christ, I’m having a stroke, help me.
A Whale of a Bad Time
Oh lolz did you hear about the poor lady wot was killed by this evil Orca, right? Apparently this fucker animal didn’t like being kept in a shitty tank to do tricks for sunburned mouthbreathers. Lolz rest in peace lady. They should kill this fucking sonofabitch dolphin thing immediately as he is a serial killer and we don’t need sickos like him in the world, be they human or otherwise. Explode the bastard to kingdom come, that’ll learn him. On second thought, they should just lock him up in a place he hates for the rest of his life and make him do tricks for a load of vulgar people with mullets and baseball caps. He would suffer more this way and we would gain proper justice – oh, wait.
Pic from Argyle Academy
I would bet my house that he’ll just get a slap on the wrist or fin or whatever, and will be back on the streets again before the month is out. Sometimes I wish you could take the law into your own hands, but no, then YOU would be the one locked up.
I tell you it’s political correctness gone mad.
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