Out of Reach

While we’re on the subject of movie endings, have a butchers at this.

Trust a Steven Seagal movie to provide the most ridiculous movie ending of all time.

“He spends most of his time by himself, wandering the forest looking for injured animals. He seems to like it that way.”

I can only guess what he does to those animals when he finds them.

How fucking hilarious.

The man walking through the forest is clearly not Steven Seagal.

Steven Seagal would suck his own cock if he could reach it (maybe he can).

Great Ending

He always is the bad guy, who gets it in the end
He’s out there stuck in horses
Or falling off a train
He never won a gunfight, squabble or a brawl
For being such a loser Hooper’s really got it all



Geriatric DJ

Mamy Rock 001 Geriatric DJ

Ruth Flowers aka Mamy Rock is a year shy of being seventy years old, but you won’t find her watching her “Last of the Summer Wine” box set on a Saturday night. Instead, you might find her in the steamy atmosphere of the latest trendy nightclub.

ruthflowers Geriatric DJ Is it the sheer novelty that she is an oldie or is she a good DJ?  Whatever the reason it’s pretty nifty to see someone that age living it large. Imagine being in a nightclub where grannies and their husbands mingle with the youth, making shapes to a techno track, dropping E’s and showering anyone who passes with a handful of boiled sweets.

I’m sure not everyone once they hit a certain age wants to stick to the usual slow wait for death. There is a reason why people who end up in nursing homes reasonably healthy and mobile, just seem to deteriorate rapidly and die. People that are surrounded by fun and family live longer and healthier lives.

Getting old is obviously a bit of a bitch, things are stretchier, getting up is a bit harder and falls are scary, but that doesn’t mean you have to wrap yourself in cotton wool and huddle by the fire. I don’t think when I’m 85 I’m going to start watching Emmerdale and playing bingo. Or pay for groceries in pennies. Old people seem to exist in their own universe, pushed out of life, non existent to magazines or movies. Most advertisements aimed at older people are usually for incontinence pads or prune juice. Apparently when you are old you have to be less visible, and be safely home by 5pm. So it’s great to see people giving the finger to how society expects you to act at a certain age.

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Shag off Sharon

Sharon ni Bheoláin. A dreadful newsreader. I for one don’t think Sharon should replace Anne Doyle. Judging on competence alone, Sharon should be relegated to the radio. Judging on looks, as most people seem to do when it comes to female presenters, Sharon is nothing special. Is Brian Dobson going to be forced out by some young tanned Latino stud in briefs? Not likely.

Katie Holly, some dimwit with a bit too much time on her hands, has ‘immortalised’ Sharon in song. According to the Evening Herald, Katie’s bullshit song is a youtube hit. 2,339 views in little under two weeks. Two thousand. As much of a hit as buttered arse, it seems.

HERALD

She’s the undisputed queen of the RTE newsroom — and now she’s been immortalised in song.

A ballad praising Six One newsreader Sharon Ni Bheolain has become a YouTube hit, but its lyrics are sure to raise eyebrows in the Montrose newsroom.

The Ballad of Sharon Ni Bheolain pays tribute to the blonde gaelgeoir, but also suggests that it is time she took the 9 o’clock anchorwoman crown from veteran Anne Doyle.

Songwriter Katie Holly certainly seems to think so. While describing Anne Doyle as “a fine woman for her age”, the song urges the Wexford native to “vacate her throne” in favour of her younger colleague.

The Herald can reveal the Cork singer-songwriter’s catchy song has attracted 2,339 views since it was uploaded on the video website on January 17.

Rollin’ Roller Derby

I love skating, and it was at age seven that I broke my wrist during a bad fall. Landing on your bottom also hurts something awful, especially if it is right on your coccyx.

Roller Derby, an American sport that emerged in the 1920′s, is making a comeback. There is even a Dublin Roller Girls group. It is the subject of the film “Whip It“, starring Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore (actress and director).

Rollerskating is great fun and doesn’t feel like you are doing exercise, much more interesting  than pounding the treadmill in a packed gym.

Roller Derby with some WWF theatrics thrown in.

In its modern day incarnation.