
A caterpillar, a mushroom and a well lit box
Twitter Going Down The Shitter
I’m beside myself with the news that Twitter has a low retention rate, according to research from Nielsen, who might like to think about concentrating on more important research.
A full 60 per cent of new Twitter users fail to tweet again the following month, according to Nielsen vice president of primary research David Martin.
Mr Martin makes the case that this strikingly low 40 per cent retention rate poses a significant obstacle to Twitter’s long-term success. “A high retention rate doesn’t guarantee a massive audience, but it is a prerequisite,” he said. “There simply aren’t enough new users to make up for defecting ones after a certain point.”
It was obvious that Twitter was a fad, but it’s surprising to see just how quickly people realised it was a pile of shit. Hearing about the consistency of Stephen Fry’s stools or how often Ashton Kutcher rubs one out on Demi Moore’s plastic breasts is probably exciting for a day or two, but for most people the novelty wears off and there’s some other mindless pap to go and look at. Like this blog, ahem.
-What are you doing?
-Going somewhere else.
Winston Churchill Sings Lift Up Your Hearts
Winston Churchill sings; from the guys who brought you “Auto-tune the News”.
Second Homeless AGM
If you live in Dublin, you might have noticed that the unrest on the streets is palpable. I’m not going to go into details on the gripes Joe Public has with the establishment, you get plenty of that on the news every single day. When I say there is unrest on the streets, I mean quite literally on the streets. You won’t read about this in your Irish Independent. Why? These disenchanted people don’t have a voice. They don’t have a vote. Some of them don’t have pants, but that’s beside the point. The homeless are unhappy and it’s time you noticed.
It’s a wet, grey morning in April; this is a normal run-of the-mill street in Dublin, Ireland. There’s a low, continuous humming sound drifting through the air. A staler than stale cheesepiss smell bothers your nostrils; it seems to be coming from that rather majestic looking Jury’s Hotel. What’s going on, you wonder? You enter the hotel and query the small, pink faced man standing beside the entrance to the lift: the man who is looking at the shapely bottom of every woman that passes by. This man, he laughs and says “go round the back, if you want.” You go around the back of the building, past the skips and empty rain filled bottles and you find yourself in the middle of a gathering of Ireland’s fastest growing demographic, the homeless. [Read more...]




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